People go out of their way to make me happy when I am sad.
I get into my sisters toys and she lets me.
I sit on the table and mess with library books.
I sneak outside and everyone thinks it's cute.
I chew on pens and draw in books and everyone forgives me.
I get to eat a snack even when it is almost dinner time.
There is always someone around to keep me company.
I constantly have fun things to play with.
I love to stand in my rocking chair backwards and everyone thinks it's so funny and cute.
I always get my way
Even if that means messing up someone's Latin homework.
Or eating enormous cookies.
I can climb on any chair to mess up someone's desk.
I don't need shoes to go to Walmart on a chilly day.
I can sucker-punch my brother.
I get to have great hair for crazy hair day at LMCA