Malcolm says the funniest things and I often forget them before I get them on the blog. Here are two recent ones:
"Mama, I know what to do next time the brothers need a punishment. Hot sauce and a wooden paddle."
Upon hearing my birthday was approaching, Malcolm gave a deep sigh.
"Uggg. That means I have to make a card and I hate making cards."
"You don't have to make me a card if you don't want to. You can just give me a hug and say Happy Birthday."
"A hug!?! Fine, I guess I'll buy you a gift instead!"