A typical conversation with the littlest man in the house:
"I bet you that not smart people just eat candy and they die. They ride bikes with no helmets. They don't eat salad and they think brushing their teeth is bad."
"Yeah, you wouldn't want to be a superhero and kill a bad guy, because then there'd be no bad guys."
"This is a secret. Can I have a hot dog bun with two of my kinds on the hot dog, not the bun?" Translation: A hot dog with nutella and biscoff spread on it.