Did you hear the story of the thirsty baby who asked six other people to reach his water cup off the counter?
Well, those six people were too busy to get the water cup and so this resourceful baby went into the bathroom and got a wet washcloth to suck water off of.
A washcloth from the bottom of the tub. A nice sloppy wet one.
So what is said baby doing now while I type this blog post? Well, he's next to me admiring the photos of himself on the computer.
And this folks, this is what it's really like around here.