"No, you may not have a candy. It's not even 8:00 am yet."
"I have no idea where that book is with the red and blue cover that we read right before Christmas."
"Does it smell like urine in here?"
"What is all that blue stuff on Margaret's face?"
"Yes, you can have another hug."
"No, my pocket doesn't still have that piece of trash you found at the train station in NYC."
"Does it smell like throw-up in here?"
"Because it's forty degrees outside! You can't play barefoot out there today!"
"I don't care if that hole leads all the way into the basement. Don't drop those things down there."
"Yes, I would love to do this maze (or dot-to-dot) that you just made. Again."
"No, I haven't seen the caterpillar you found at Easter. Remember, caterpillers don't like living in jars or speeders made out of Duplos."
"I don't think keeping your tootsie rolls in your bed is the best hiding place."
"Don't body slam your sister before bed."
"I love you too. Very, very much."