Dinner on the deck tonight:
Boy 1: "Sometimes I wonder if my life is all a dream."
Boy 2: "And then we will wake up and we will be in Heaven and we won't have even been born yet."
Boy 1: "Yeah! Like a preview."
Boy 3: "Wahhhhhhhhh!"
Me: "What is it?"
Boy 3: "I didn't want my cheese to touch my pasta! Wahhhhhhhh!"
Could it be any more obvious whose kids these are?