Today I overheard the following conversation during some serious superhero play:
Superhero 1: "You come to my house and knock on the door."
Superhero 2: "Okay" Door shuts then knocking sound.
Superhero 1 opens door. "Hi!"
Superhero 2: "Hi! I'm coming in your house."
Superhero 1: "NO! You can't come in! My house isn't clean!" Tries closing the door.
Superhero 2, fighting to keep door open: "BUT I WANT TO COME IN AND SHOOT MY WEB AROUND!"
Superhero 1: "No one can come in when my house is not clean!"
Superhero 2: "WAHHHHH! I WANT TO SHOOT MY WEB AROUND!"
Superhero 3 appears. "Hey, want to play library?"
Superhero 1: "Yes!" Runs away.
Superway 2: "Ha ha! I got into your house to shoot my web around." Runs in a circle in bedroom. Realizes that I am the only one witnessing this acheivement. "I want to play library!" Runs away.
It's a world I will never fully understand. Kind of like the Middle East.